gf: come over babe
prehistoric ape: i cant stand fully upright
gf: my parents arent home
Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness
Today would have been the 43rd birthday of Selena Quintanilla-Pérez who was murdered by her fan club president, Yolanda Saldívar, just 16 days shy of Selena’s 24th birthday. Selena changed my life. Happy 43rd birthday to La Reina de Tejano! Selena Vive!
16 April 1971 - 31 March 1995
soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes